Teaser Tuesday

Teaser Tuesday is hosted by Should be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
•Grab your current read
•Open to a random page
•Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
•BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
•Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!



Ordained Irreverence by McMillian Moody

Today I'll be sharing two teasers from Ordained Irreverence. Since my dad is a minister and I married a minister this book has been had me laughing. Some background info for the first teaser: Elmo, an intern at a mega church, is attending the Friday night singles function.

The person responsible for bringing the drinks brought only Fresca. And he wonders why he's still single? (14% on Kindle)

Upon hearing the words "...move your membership," Harry Simpkins would spring to his feet, simultaneously whirling toward the choir in one fluid motion. He would signal them to stand, signal the organist to begin playing, then spin back around just in time for the first, second, and fourth verses of Just As I Am or I Surrender All. I always felt sorry for those poor third verses of hymns...all dressed up and no place to go. (43% on Kindle)